With six healthy squash plants, it's becoming less like harvesting and more like pest control. Now I'm eating their young. Fried blossoms!

"Many of our fears are tissue paper thin and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them." - Brendan Francis

Hey you, Patty-Pan Squash in my garden. I'm gonna pick you. And grill you. With a bratwurst. Now.

300 bands playing at The Denver Post U.M.S. next week: quite a strain on the service industry. That's every bartender/waiter in town.

Tonight only! Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret 8p. My dear friend/former sideshow collaborator, L'il Miss Firefly: Midget of Mischief performs!

Biannual of the Americas exhibit: FREE today!