Some practical joker at the airport's a Del tha Funkee fan: "Paging Mr. Bob Dobalina to a white courtesy phone.". (Tee hee hee.)

I'm w/ my family, watching a cute film. Jeff Bridges, Ted Danson & their townie friends make a porn: "The Amatuers." Surprisingly adorable.

We wish you a Merry ChanuKwanzSolstMas, And a hippie, nude dear!

Learned just now how to properly pinch pie pastry. Next, it's the art of mutton roasting and gravy. Someday, I hope to be a good Mom.

Babe: still my favorite film. It's now tied with another perfect film: The Iron Giant.

Shrimp and steak; scallops and cheese plates. What? Is it the effing holidays?

It's all set now. Which can mean only one thing: it's toffee stabbing time!

Toffee is butter and sugar. In other words: good! Mom inherited grandma's toffee pans along w their thousand icecpick-pock-marks.

Perfect visit w/ Mom: up to 3am playing piano, spent today talking about OUR messiah: John Lennon. Now we're eating strange Danish cheeses.

A burlesque first: tonight at Lannie's, Orchid Mei's closer made me cry. What an artist.

Teaching seventh graders, to dully reason Frost/ at break I reach for Coleridge/ lest my yawning Muse gets lost.

I'm turning over 30sq yards of compost today. It feels good to be back in the dirt!

Breakfasting on popcorn and chocolate milk at noon. Obviously there were no teaching jobs offered today. (sigh)